Thursday, 18 January 2018

Schnitzel toxicity?

Today I am laid low-something I ate? Surely not last night's schnitz!
The obvious answer is poisoning by Stasi agents on the Deutsches Bundesbahn. So today's diet consists of coke and not much else-by the end of the day my BMI has dropped precipitously and I realise I have only 2 days left in Vienna to regain my formerly sleek figure.

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